*hacker voice*: Im in
catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle
Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art
date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art
i shoved a monet painting up my ass
Sooo… if Chase is playing House Flipper…
Does that mean he says “Honey, I’m trash!” all the time because he misses coming home to his family, so he does it as a joke to try and make himself feel better but in reality he’s making fun of himself because he knows he no longer lives with his family and never will and still beats himself for it so he sees himself as a shitty human being? And so he jokes to numb the pain of living alone during the week?
some Good and Solid things about Leroy 🦎
– gives Solid licks
– small sticky toes!
– catch that boy always sleepin
– Fruity Fresh Boy!!
– his eye pupils work separately?! one can be super small and the other can be really big at the same time! funky!
– Cat Eyes
– constant smirk / smile / glare
– … s l O…. w b… o.y,, JKREALLYFASTJUMPBAMBOOM!!?!!?!)$:
– literally stays in one spot for like 8 hours and you think he’s dead
– happie calm boy <3
skrt skrt he’s a fruity boy!!! 🦎🍉